"Why don't you have cable?"

I love football and as a result been asked this question countless times. I have decided to provide a canned reply.
"Too stingy. I would have to pay S$100 to get the cable installed in my room. Monthly subscription on top of that. Football used to be aired free for crying out loud. The footballers already own so many houses and cars. Don't need to support them any further. They should pay me to watch them ;p"
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.