Who said you can't learn anything from watching football?

I learn a lot from watching football. If it weren't for football, I wouldn't know names of countries and which continents they belong to. Take Ivory Coast as an example, I never heard of them till Didier Drogba joined Chelsea. I was rooting for them during the last World Cup... too bad they flopped.
On the topic of Drogba, he's now the hottest property in football. Check this out, I bought this bar of chocs which is a product of Ivory Coast when I was in France. It's endorsed by Drogba and has his signature on the packaging. Cool! Let me tell you, it tastes as good as it looks. Read the newspapers, he even has a beer named after him.