Spurs jokes

Jokes about Tottenham Hotspurs' current situation* extracted from BBC's website.
"London Underground wish to apologise for the severe points failure in the Tottenham area."

"David Blaine was gutted to hear that his record of 48 days in the box doing absolutely nothing has been broken by Darren Bent."

"What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Spurs win? Some people actually believe Father Christmas exists."

"Darren Bent is ill, so Juande Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. 'What are you doing in here, Juande?' asks Wenger. 'Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,' says Wenger."

I hate to gloat but David Bentley made a serious mistake leaving Blackburn for another team outside of the "Big Four".

* At the time of posting, Spurs has 2 points (out of a possible 24) from 8 league games.